Saturday, January 3, 2009

Skin Grump Grump

It seems like just a few years ago I was a teen grumpdog, running around not worrying about skin elasticity, and now this.

That's all skin. Believe me I'm not fat. All I eat is pudding. Low - fat pudding. I pinched the skin, it stayed like that for 22 hours! That's bullshit, especially after paying all that money for the tummy tuck last year.
Grump grump grump. It's not fair that cats have all that fur to cover up their skin problems. Believe me, they have problems. You do not want to see a shaved Crystal. I think I'm now in the market for a fur coat.

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