I attended the Screen Actors Guild Awards last night, just like every year. I'm a very important member of the screen actors guild, most people don't remember but I've been in some pretty impressive commercials.
Notice in the background. Yeah, that's right, it's Crystal. Couldn't get in to walk the red carpet. Probably had to watch the show from the press room. That's what you get for eating the cat grass. I would have given you my extra ticket since Snowwhite is off promoting Paul Blart.