Cat Grass Grump Grump

Mitch and Kristen got chia pet grass for Christmas that was clearly intended for all of the animals in the house. But did it go to all the animals? No, the stupid cat Crystal ate it all. She said that it was called cat grass and it was clearly only for cats. So not true. That's just the technical scientific name for it, it's intended for all small animals. Even more for bulldogs.

Cats Grump Grump

I was taking my mid evening nap a few hours ago when I was woken up by something pressing on my head. Turned out to be Crystal, the stupid cat that lives with me. Too bad she can't be more like my girlfriend. She's a cat too but you don't see her walking all over people or pressing on their heads when they're just trying to nap. She just lays down next to you and takes a nap too. She'll even do tricks if she's in the mood. When's the last time Crystal did a trick?